It's Not My Fault

Not all there.

Take a moment to read this short article.   Then ask yourself, "self, why would a 23 year old woman use a stolen ID at a bar, especially an ID that looks like the waitress you're handing it to?"

Don't throw that trash away...I may need it later.

And you think you have problems letting go? Check out these compulsive clutterers!  I happen to know a few of these and they are my inspiration to keep my possessions neat, tidy, and streamlined.  About once a year I go through all of my stuff and try to whittle it down.  Chances are that if you didn't remember having it, you don't need it.

900 Pounds of Jello.....

A few of my friends decided to rent a house and of course they are having a house warming event this weekend.  Not just any house warming party, but a house warming party with 900 pounds of jello and an inflatable pool.  What do you do with that much jello, you ask?  Obviously you have jello wrestling. 

Interestingly these guys are pretty innocent and don't seem to understand some of the connotations and occurrences that 900 pounds of jello, bodies, and an inflatable pool can bring about.  Google "jello wrestling" and you will find some interesting sites.  I can't bring myself to hyperlink them.

What concerns me most is:

1. How are these guys going to make enough jello to fill an inflatable pool?  They only have one refrigerator.

2. In the event they actually make enough jello, how are they planning to keep it from turning into jello soup?  It's only been an average of 102 degrees outside.

Sorry to say I won't have first hand knowledge to answer either of those questions.  I will be skipping out on the jello wrestling to watch OU and TCU wrestle for a football win.  I'll enjoy watching TCU get a beating......not because I am an OU fan, but because I'll be sitting on the OU side.

A Few Crayons Short of a Full Box ™

And if your mother ever told you not to play so many video games because they are bad for your health, you should consider Mr. Lee of South Korea who died after 50 hours of near non-stop gaming.

Apparently his heart failed from exhaustion.